Catherine Wald

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Thomas Pluck reads "Better Call Yahweh":



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Cathy confesses: "I’ve been reading a lot of detective novels lately, and it struck me that many of the noir private investigators have God-like attitudes and personas. From there, it was an easy leap to 'God, P.I.'"

CATHERINE WALD is an Amherst Writers & Artists-certified workshop leader with more than twenty years experience. Visit her website, www.catherinewald.com, to learn more.